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IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them


TAGS: old people eddings funerals poke
Rating: 4.71/5

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gas - February 13, 2012, 2:23 pm
aaand fav'd
motinet - February 4, 2012, 9:42 am

LOL - brilliant!
Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:07 pm

lol5...i gotta try that
Budog - September 20, 2011, 3:25 pm
My lesbian sister-in-law loves this one... LOL
mariand - September 20, 2011, 10:08 am
LOL...dude, it's only me who notice a lack of respect for the elder5?


CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


FUNERAL FOR SURE -




BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm
Good try though. d*** those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


Last Words -


TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm
wonderful


SURPRISE! -




RESPECT WHERE DUE... -


TAGS: respect brave coward funeral wedding
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
Much gratitude...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
5 courageous lions for sure. Good one Rick.
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:29 pm
Thank you... :)
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Profound... 5L


THE COUNTDOWN - For HER, a lifelong dream is about to come true. For HIM, it's _____ days till the Funeral.




MARCH OF THE PENQUINS -




THE FUNERAL -


TAGS: sad funeral death hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Derek - February 12, 2011, 6:10 pm
Brilliant Hammy.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:26 am
Thanks mates.
TheOne - February 11, 2011, 10:19 pm
I love it.
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:19 pm
Outstanding Hammie.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:00 pm
Very nice.
Hawamleh - February 11, 2011, 12:58 pm
Thank You Face :D
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 12:48 pm
Perfect, 5L Ham.


BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


DEATH AT A FUNERAL -


TAGS: life death funeral litigation court
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:22 pm
You can include a provision in a will that anyone who contests the will gets nothing. Consult a good lawyer about the will drafting.
Greybeard - November 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Unfortunately, anything and everything can be contested in court... :(
CloudchaserS - November 11, 2012, 12:02 am
Is it possible to make a will so that it can't be contested in court so the relatives of the deceased has to respect their wishes and can't squabble over who gets what?


CONTEXT -


TAGS: funeral
Rating: 4.73/5

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MICKEY D'S - We are putting the fun back in funerals


TAGS: mickey d funeral
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
That's hilarious! Call 'em Fun-erals. lol 5/5


SAYING "I'M SORRY" - Is the same as saying "I apologize"... except at a funeral.


TAGS: funeral sorry apology saying words
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - April 4, 2012, 2:49 pm
5L
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:56 am
Closed casket? Whatever needs apologizing for must have been a doozy.


OTHER SIDE OF THE GRASS -




Death At A Funeral -




The Corpse -


TAGS: worst funeral corpse theshivers still have some regrets here
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Saw this early in my morning. Too busy to comment. Ricky, you really should post moreā€¦get it a-l-l-l-l-l out. Thanatophilia should not be left only to the mortician. Should it?
Rick69 - April 23, 2014, 6:36 pm
Careful now... Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you now, would we? Who knows what would happen afterwards...
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:19 pm
Ok...didn't get it 12 hour5 ago...just glad that I wasn't imbibing when I saw it again!


Rarely Heard at Funerals -


TAGS: funeral
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:47 am
Was the last line that killed him right?


Spirit In The Sky -


TAGS: song spirit in the sky norman greenbaum heaven hell death funeral tune
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 8:54 pm
Well you have an advantage then cuz I've never heard Stellar Kart's version. I'm gonna see if I can track it down...thanks!
STP - February 6, 2014, 8:15 pm
I actually never got a chance to listen to the original, but I know Stellar Kart does a decent version of it.


Loss forever -




DEATH - I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.




TOMORROW... - I say goodbye to all you were. I will be left with ashes and memories. One will be cast to the winds. I'll keep your ashes though.




20 BUCKS -




FUNERAL PROCESSIONS -




I DON'T ALWAYS HATE FUNERALS - Just when they are in Danville on Sunday & over an hour late.




UNEXPECTED VACATIONS -




PARTING SHOT - The Pastor got the last laugh and shattered the solemnity.




SELFIES -


TAGS: victory sign funeral corpse casket
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:01 pm
Appreciate the vote up! Thanks!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:01 pm
Either way, it's all his. Thanks for the welcome!
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:57 pm
An unbelievable pic. Up yours
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:35 am
Not sure if that's 'peace' or 'victory' that he's signing there---chuckle, chuckle---welcome, Scorp!


Tardiness -




Funeral Fun -


TAGS: dry ice funerals you re welcome
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 16, 2015, 7:31 am
Good one, cynic! You just put the FUN in FUNeral. L L L L L


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